What a pathetic waste of time.
Saltburn is a decadent and windy art film. It has a story, yes. But it’s rather linear and further ruined by a rather dull and obvious cast of characters. Ten minutes in, you’ll know who the antagonists are. Midway through, you’ll know what the climax will be.
What does that leave the movie to show?
Only cringy shock-value scenes. That’s it.
2/5 stars because it could be sat through, if you feel like wasting an evening of your life.
Go for a walk instead. You’ll feel much better.
Update: After careful consideration, I’ve reduced the rating from 2/5 stars to 1/5 stars. This was a horrid movie. Skip it. Do not watch.